Stories like this are yet further examples of what’s wrong with the world!
The was no need to call the police, the parent should have simply done her job and disciplined her child. If he can’t wait for Christmas to open his gifts, then there simply shouldn’t be any!
Presents are rewards for good behavior, or is that as passé as respecting your elders!
The recall affects Segways sold between March 2002 and mid-September of this year.
Good thing I bought mine in April 2002! You know there’s nothing like the mental image of a fat guy on a Segway… or was I thinking about Wozniak?
I hope the recall doesn’t affect his next Polo game!
I found a list of IMglsih this morning (stupid name that I hope won’t stick). Now I’m all for internet short-hand, hell I find myself saying LOL in live, person-on-person conversations, but there must be a limit!
I understand that IMglish is supposed to be an evolution of English who’s purpose is to minimize typing and to make written conversations faster or at least that was my understanding.
Well it seems I was wrong- “ID10T” is IMglish for “idiot”… that’s the same number of characters… people please, help stop the craziness!
THX & TLK2UL8R Peeps
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- Dorothy Nevill
So I found this this morning. Now, it’s not quite as good as I Hump Things.com, but it’s still great for a laugh!
Quote from Tom Espiner’s article at CNET:
“Computer experts from the University of Cambridge claim not only to have breached the Great Firewall of China, but have found a way to use the firewall to launch denial-of-service attacks against specific Internet Protocol addresses in the country.”
I see this as the first wave of a cyber war… get the popcorn!
I’ve been seeing these images all over the web. It might be time to add TheWax.com logo to my machine… anyone have a sand blaster I can use?
Screensucking: Wasting time sitting in front any screen - computer, video game, TV. “He missed his deadline because he spent the afternoon screensucking.”
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I hope someone in a sleeper-cell doesn’t see this!